*Disclaimer, I don't actually drink coffee. But if I did, I imagine I would be Lorelei and Rory.*
And we're off!
6:00- We're always so hopeful. But really, it starts out pretty tough.
6:05- We realize it's actually not.
7:30- So we do what we have to do to get a jump start.
8:30- Really just resenting the people who are ready to go at any given moment.
9:00- Then we start to warm up to the week and the idea of liking people.
10:15- Someone mentions coffee.....
10:30- And your coworker is as joyful as ever before having his first cup.
11:00- Oh, my coffee high isn't fun for you?
12:00- You finally get to meet up with your girlfriend for lunch.
12:30- You stuff your faces because you need sustenance!
1:00- You're back in the office facing the post lunch food coma.
1:15- We can never have too much help.
2:30- HR sends out the "dress code changes" email....
3:00- We feel the mid day slump and get way too emotional when someone offers you a cup of coffee.
3:30- The boss calls and wants to talk about your career path.
4:00- You find out the computer systems are going to be updated and you have to relearn all new operating systems.
4:30- You find out your favorite manager is moving to another region, because they got an offer they couldn't refuse! But.... You don't want people to leave!
4:45- You call your mentor for some guidance. And reassurance. Freaking out just a little....
5:00- Feeling feisty and when a customer just won't listen to anything you're saying....
5:05- Not doing too bad! Almost at the end of the day!
5:30- Really starting to feel the effects of the day, but trying so hard to pretend you're still going strong.
6:00- You made it!
7:00- You're home, you've changed into yogas, now what?